Party On Wasilla! WTMTF!: Wasilla party gurls just drivin us crazy

Wayne Campbell: Shwing! I believe I requested the hand job..Watattoo -

Boys just want to have fun! - Wayne- marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries. Garth- PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!! Wayne- Party on, Garth! Garth- Party on, Wayne! In home theater...

.She's magically babe-licious -

Party on!

.party on wasilla - I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be. Party on!

Big Bristol - Most addicts are found to be hypoglycemic.

Running Rum with the Pistol

Garth: ...not just a town, but a st-state of mind.

...just like shampoo - And my game is skin deep like the first tattoo. I gets all in your head just like shampoo.And my pinky glow cuz my rings is so blingy blingy.

Whooom! Whooom! - Whooom! Whooom! Todd Palin is trying to scare me. That’s what I’m thinking, alone on a borrowed snowmobile in the fading Alaskan light, cold as hell by a f...