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Showing posts with label party on wasilla. Show all posts

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Big Bristol

Most addicts are found to be hypoglycemic. This condition may have existed before they started taking drugs.
Basically all drug addicts, whatever chemical they are using, are after serotonin, a chemical that the body produces from food sources and that makes them feel happy and content.
Addicts have a problem producing serotonin, and when they withdraw from drugs they get depressed, anxious, irritable and will return to drugs.
Regardless of hypoglycemia or whether sweets are particularly desirable when high, sugar absolutely does not curb the need!!!! (Addicts love to suck on sweets, note also the unusual tongue and mouth techniques.)
Auntie Sharon loves her to death or how to comfort and get more sugar to your addict!

Get a room, no more fat expansions on the teevee. Weight is a fav subject around the world just don't show us how they look and ignore what is happening on Dancing with the Stars.
Don't blame Chris Ray, he is innocent!
The typical unwed teen.

Interview About Levi & Their Baby


Does she want Mama Grizzly to run?

Mario Lopez at “The Grove” in L.A.!

She gets an easy one. The Viennese Waltz.

Video week 6

Adrienne Ross

Mother Nature role: Sexier than Brittani Senser and Levi?

Birthday surprise! Bristol is a Kings fan!!

Bristol (and Sarah) feel a special affinity with Florence Henderson:

Sunday, October 24, 2010

Pretty in Pink

Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County Arizona is the man! Just ask Wasilla Alaska's Sarah Palin!







Tongue action like it's 1773!
Touchin' ain't it?

Monday, September 20, 2010

Garth: ...not just a town, but a st-state of mind.


Speedy made my day, he sent me a twreaty of my favorite hoochie mama !!#!@!! WOWSER BOWSER !!
Am I ready !!!!
This is between us Artic Menfolk, don't tell Big Daddy or the Goon Squawks.

WATATTOO -

I loves da steam from dem Wasilla saloons. Color me hot and happy, Pappy!!

Sunday, June 13, 2010

This is a no-return item $16.95

Be Pregnant -- Get More Presents!Scare the Absolute B-Jesus
Out of Your Boyfriend / Professor / Cousin / Brother-in-Law
with Fake Pregnancy Stomachs!

$16.95
This is a no-return item
Fake Bellies come in just about any color and fabric type, including reds, greens, blues, cottons and synthetics. Sorry, fabrics and colors cannot be chosen.

NO! They would not desecrate the iconic image of SpongeBob?
The Church Of Spongebob
"SpongeBob and the UCC share something in common. They have both been accused by right-wing critics of endorsing a gay lifestyle."

All hands on deck! A week of new SpongeBob episodes kicks off tonight with the special SpongeBob SquarePants: The Clash of Triton. While the little yellow guy is, as usual, central to the plot, the story actually revolves around King Neptune and his damaged relationship with his son.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Winner of Delinquent Parent of Wasilla Day!

Wayne Campbell: Kiss your mother with that mouth?
Before Edward Cullen there was a love struck teenager with bad hair and an even worse dress sense. That boy was Daniel, played by Robert Pattinson in Bad Mother’s Handbook.

Wouldn't mommy just be so proud?!
Project Bristol: Abstinence in training mother of the year!!!!

With bff advice from Carrie Prejean how could she go wrong ! ? !
{{ bwahahahaha }}
continuing her self-indulgent whine-fest about how hard it is being teen mom, and now claims that she supports herself, without any help from her folks.
"Or, imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. "