Boys just want to have fun!

Wayne- marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

Garth- PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wayne- Party on, Garth!

Garth- Party on, Wayne!

In home theaters near you: Please note it is the dutiful Todd who leans over to wipe the ring of moisture left behind from Sarah’s large drink.

Whooom! Whooom!

NO! NO! NO Four Loko! As the name suggests, Red Bull and Vodka, or Vodka Red Bull, is a drink that contains, well, Red Bull and vodka!

Which Celeb Is Really a Beard ?

Mama Grizzly talks border fence,
hole drilling, private life and a famous neighbor..

Pretty in Pink

Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County Arizona is the man! Just ask Wasilla Alaska's Sarah Palin!

"I just got done welcoming Sarah Palin to our County. Had a nice chat and gave her a pair of pink underwear."

Code Pink infiltrator!

Tongue action like it's 1773!
Touchin' ain't it?

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NO! They would not desecrate the iconic image of SpongeBob?
The Church Of Spongebob
"SpongeBob and the UCC share something in common. They have both been accused by right-wing critics of endorsing a gay lifestyle."

All hands on deck! A week of new SpongeBob episodes kicks off tonight with the special SpongeBob SquarePants: The Clash of Triton. While the little yellow guy is, as usual, central to the plot, the story actually revolves around King Neptune and his damaged relationship with his son.

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Winner of Delinquent Parent of Wasilla Day!

Wayne Campbell: Kiss your mother with that mouth?

Before Edward Cullen there was a love struck teenager with bad hair and an even worse dress sense. That boy was Daniel, played by Robert Pattinson in Bad Mother’s Handbook.

Wouldn't mommy just be so proud?!

Project Bristol: Abstinence in training mother of the year!!!!

With bff advice from Carrie Prejean how could she go wrong ! ? !
{{ bwahahahaha }}

continuing her self-indulgent whine-fest about how hard it is being teen mom, and now claims that she supports herself, without any help from her folks.

"Or, imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. "

She is the dummy?

Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say it's okay, I don't mind? I don't mind. Well, I mind! I mind big-time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ. Wayne Palin
As Palin spirals down into madness, he increasingly uses his dummy.
Iron Tough PUBLICITY Palin Those days are numbered.



This Dud married a Socialist Snowmachine.
She is dumb as rocks and tells him to make sure she gets a message, on the sly he is to get copies of all the governors e-mails. It all sounds like trouble is a brewin. A fund raising blog mistress' and cash hungry legal eagles...WTMTF! GAME ON!!!!

And it runs in the family.

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