Garth: ...not just a town, but a st-state of mind.

Speedy made my day, he sent me a twreaty of my favorite hoochie mama !!#!@!! WOWSER BOWSER !!
Am I ready !!!!
This is between us Artic Menfolk, don't tell Big Daddy or the Goon Squawks.

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I loves da steam from dem Wasilla saloons. Color me hot and happy, Pappy!!

Valdez Todd

"It’s the end of the tape, where Todd runs into the guy later, that really looks bad for him."

First Dude Unglued

LOCAL VALDEZ BUSINESS OWNER BULLIED BY PALINS

Hawk Pierce, a local small busines owner, attempted to video Sarah and Todd Palin at the Valdez Airport on August 17th but was met with opposition from the Palin's and the Fox News crew that accompanied them. CLICK HERE for video of the encounter taken by Hawk Pierce.

The video is reminiscent of a recent one from Homer Read more: ADN

She's magically babe-licious

In my hometown. I got to cast all my friends in the new music vid for Teenage Dream = amazing insanity.

Ass sphincter says, "what." What? Exactly.

Katy 'dominated' the impromptu tussle with her brunette opponent

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NO! They would not desecrate the iconic image of SpongeBob?
The Church Of Spongebob
"SpongeBob and the UCC share something in common. They have both been accused by right-wing critics of endorsing a gay lifestyle."

All hands on deck! A week of new SpongeBob episodes kicks off tonight with the special SpongeBob SquarePants: The Clash of Triton. While the little yellow guy is, as usual, central to the plot, the story actually revolves around King Neptune and his damaged relationship with his son.

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Lady Gaga V Katy Perry

"Everyone's entitled to their opinion. I have one and I share it. I just think that maybe the word 'cheap' wasn't the most appropriate word to describe Gaga and her video." Perez

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Ever since the premiere of Lady Gaga's controversial video for "Alejandro," news outlets and fans alike have been furiously debating the pros and cons, Gaga-as-Madonna imagery and, perhaps most of all, the religious symbolism.

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wtmtf??? American Power - from a neoconservative perspective! - Keeping an eye on the communist-left so you don't have to!
Katy Perry's tweet is here.Plus, at NYDN, "Katy Perry suggests Lady Gaga's 'Alejandro' music video uses blasphemy for cheap entertainment."This is the kind of stuff Robert Stacy McCain loves! Or maybe Theo Spark? Crazy catfights over allegedly blasphemous music videos! Whoo hoo!

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Wayne Campbell: Shwing! I believe I requested the hand job.

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Winner of Delinquent Parent of Wasilla Day!

Wayne Campbell: Kiss your mother with that mouth?

Before Edward Cullen there was a love struck teenager with bad hair and an even worse dress sense. That boy was Daniel, played by Robert Pattinson in Bad Mother’s Handbook.

Wouldn't mommy just be so proud?!

Project Bristol: Abstinence in training mother of the year!!!!

With bff advice from Carrie Prejean how could she go wrong ! ? !
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continuing her self-indulgent whine-fest about how hard it is being teen mom, and now claims that she supports herself, without any help from her folks.

"Or, imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. "