Boys just want to have fun!

Wayne- marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

Garth- PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wayne- Party on, Garth!

Garth- Party on, Wayne!

In home theaters near you: Please note it is the dutiful Todd who leans over to wipe the ring of moisture left behind from Sarah’s large drink.

Whooom! Whooom!

NO! NO! NO Four Loko! As the name suggests, Red Bull and Vodka, or Vodka Red Bull, is a drink that contains, well, Red Bull and vodka!

Which Celeb Is Really a Beard ?

Mama Grizzly talks border fence,
hole drilling, private life and a famous neighbor..

Butt Ugly Palin Returns

If that doesn't scare, you check out Joe Miller for Senator and "Those are corrupt bastards, Chris."
or Big Bristol ... Joe is worse than McInsane. Scaredy-cat, too!! Happy Halloween!



MatSu Valley tattoos




Every bodies doing IT! GET A TATTOO!!

Big Bristol

Most addicts are found to be hypoglycemic. This condition may have existed before they started taking drugs.
Basically all drug addicts, whatever chemical they are using, are after serotonin, a chemical that the body produces from food sources and that makes them feel happy and content.
Addicts have a problem producing serotonin, and when they withdraw from drugs they get depressed, anxious, irritable and will return to drugs.
Regardless of hypoglycemia or whether sweets are particularly desirable when high, sugar absolutely does not curb the need!!!! (Addicts love to suck on sweets, note also the unusual tongue and mouth techniques.)
Auntie Sharon loves her to death or how to comfort and get more sugar to your addict!

Why Bristol the Pistol expands.

Get a room, no more fat expansions on the teevee. Weight is a fav subject around the world just don't show us how they look and ignore what is happening on Dancing with the Stars.

Don't blame Chris Ray, he is innocent!

The typical unwed teen.

Interview About Levi & Their Baby

What kind of tea does Bristol serve Tripp?

(Does anyone know if that body belongs with that head?)

The McSad curse and Bristol the Pistol trims the McD Way.

Does she want Mama Grizzly to run?

Mario Lopez at “The Grove” in L.A.!

She gets an easy one. The Viennese Waltz.

Video week 6

Adrienne Ross

Mother Nature role: Sexier than Brittani Senser and Levi?

Birthday surprise! Bristol is a Kings fan!!

"I'm thrilled to be safe." Bristol

Bristol (and Sarah) feel a special affinity with Florence Henderson:

“Crazy Train”

Pretty in Pink

Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Maricopa County Arizona is the man! Just ask Wasilla Alaska's Sarah Palin!

"I just got done welcoming Sarah Palin to our County. Had a nice chat and gave her a pair of pink underwear."

Code Pink infiltrator!

Tongue action like it's 1773!
Touchin' ain't it?

Running Rum with the Pistol

Masticating Bristol the Pistol knows how to devour her nachos! You GO Girl! Who dat sipping the Red Bull behind slit lipped cousin ? ? ?

The amazing, avaricious, awesome, security squadron saves the Pistol from mean ol' lamestream media!

Garth: ...not just a town, but a st-state of mind.

Speedy made my day, he sent me a twreaty of my favorite hoochie mama !!#!@!! WOWSER BOWSER !!
Am I ready !!!!
This is between us Artic Menfolk, don't tell Big Daddy or the Goon Squawks.

WATATTOO -

I loves da steam from dem Wasilla saloons. Color me hot and happy, Pappy!!

Valdez Todd

"It’s the end of the tape, where Todd runs into the guy later, that really looks bad for him."

First Dude Unglued

LOCAL VALDEZ BUSINESS OWNER BULLIED BY PALINS

Hawk Pierce, a local small busines owner, attempted to video Sarah and Todd Palin at the Valdez Airport on August 17th but was met with opposition from the Palin's and the Fox News crew that accompanied them. CLICK HERE for video of the encounter taken by Hawk Pierce.

The video is reminiscent of a recent one from Homer Read more: ADN

She's magically babe-licious

In my hometown. I got to cast all my friends in the new music vid for Teenage Dream = amazing insanity.

Ass sphincter says, "what." What? Exactly.

Katy 'dominated' the impromptu tussle with her brunette opponent

This is a no-return item $16.95

Be Pregnant -- Get More Presents!Scare the Absolute B-Jesus

Out of Your Boyfriend / Professor / Cousin / Brother-in-Law
with Fake Pregnancy Stomachs!

$16.95

This is a no-return item

Fake Bellies come in just about any color and fabric type, including reds, greens, blues, cottons and synthetics. Sorry, fabrics and colors cannot be chosen.

NO! They would not desecrate the iconic image of SpongeBob?
The Church Of Spongebob
"SpongeBob and the UCC share something in common. They have both been accused by right-wing critics of endorsing a gay lifestyle."

All hands on deck! A week of new SpongeBob episodes kicks off tonight with the special SpongeBob SquarePants: The Clash of Triton. While the little yellow guy is, as usual, central to the plot, the story actually revolves around King Neptune and his damaged relationship with his son.

Fake Newspapers Presents: How to Fake a Pregnancy Papers, Fake Pregnancy Documents, ept pregnancy test, first response pregnancy test, negative pregnancy test, early pregnancy tests, positive pregnancy, pregnancy test results, free pregnancy test, blood pregnancy test,
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Lady Gaga V Katy Perry

"Everyone's entitled to their opinion. I have one and I share it. I just think that maybe the word 'cheap' wasn't the most appropriate word to describe Gaga and her video." Perez

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Ever since the premiere of Lady Gaga's controversial video for "Alejandro," news outlets and fans alike have been furiously debating the pros and cons, Gaga-as-Madonna imagery and, perhaps most of all, the religious symbolism.

MTV

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wtmtf??? American Power - from a neoconservative perspective! - Keeping an eye on the communist-left so you don't have to!
Katy Perry's tweet is here.Plus, at NYDN, "Katy Perry suggests Lady Gaga's 'Alejandro' music video uses blasphemy for cheap entertainment."This is the kind of stuff Robert Stacy McCain loves! Or maybe Theo Spark? Crazy catfights over allegedly blasphemous music videos! Whoo hoo!

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Watattoo

Wayne Campbell: Shwing! I believe I requested the hand job.

Hatchers Pass Awesome

Winner of Delinquent Parent of Wasilla Day!

Wayne Campbell: Kiss your mother with that mouth?

Before Edward Cullen there was a love struck teenager with bad hair and an even worse dress sense. That boy was Daniel, played by Robert Pattinson in Bad Mother’s Handbook.

Wouldn't mommy just be so proud?!

Project Bristol: Abstinence in training mother of the year!!!!

With bff advice from Carrie Prejean how could she go wrong ! ? !
{{ bwahahahaha }}

continuing her self-indulgent whine-fest about how hard it is being teen mom, and now claims that she supports herself, without any help from her folks.

"Or, imagine, being able to be magically whisked away to... Delaware. "

...just like shampoo

And my game is skin deep like the first tattoo. I gets all in your head just like shampoo.And my pinky glow cuz my rings is so blingy blingy. Yo, stop blinkin, though.

She is the dummy?

Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say it's okay, I don't mind? I don't mind. Well, I mind! I mind big-time! And you know what the worst part is? I NEVER LEARNED TO READ. Wayne Palin
As Palin spirals down into madness, he increasingly uses his dummy.
Iron Tough PUBLICITY Palin Those days are numbered.



This Dud married a Socialist Snowmachine.
She is dumb as rocks and tells him to make sure she gets a message, on the sly he is to get copies of all the governors e-mails. It all sounds like trouble is a brewin. A fund raising blog mistress' and cash hungry legal eagles...WTMTF! GAME ON!!!!

And it runs in the family.

More Slednecks News

Palin and Teammate Peter Kakes Place Seventh in Artic Man Race

Alaska Dispatch

Wasilla party gurl

Wasilla party gurls just drivin us..... - Party on! I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. If you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

Whooom! Whooom!

Whooom! Whooom! Todd Palin is trying to scare me. That’s what I’m thinking, alone on a borrowed snowmobile in the fading Alaskan light, cold as hell by a frozen lake. I can barely see Palin and his racing buddy Scott Davis a quarter mile off, near a few stumpy trees. But I can hear them loud and clear, revving their two-stroke engines, circling in their Arctic Cat F6 snowmobiles, punishing the winter sky with an ear-splitting whine familiar to nature lovers everywhere. “Ride over to that point of land!” Palin had screamed at me over the engine roar a moment earlier, struggling to be heard. “Then turn around! We’ll do a speed run past you, let you feel how fast we go!” Little more than black specks now, obscured by their powerful headlights, the men turn toward me and charge. The wail gets louder and the headlights grow. Fifty mph, 60, 70, now less than a hundred yards away. Eighty mph, 90, on a bullet path right to where I’m sitting. He’s going to mess up and kill me.

Whooom!

Palin bombs on by, and the air cushion pushes my face.

Whooom!

Davis now — a black lightning bolt.

Andree McCleod's Comment on Todd Palin's Men's Journal Article

Go Big Arctic Man!!

dud

The Arctic Man is here, bitches

[ video ]

The musky scent of Todd Palin is in the air—everyone is asking if this is the year the Patrick Henry of Alaskan Freedom will finally sled into their midst to rule over the open-air bacchanal. Men with rough mustaches and Carhartts mill around their midday bonfires like the ghosts of the pipeline workers who leveled this wilderness almost 40 years ago. Underdressed women cling to the back fat of men the size of feral hogs as they cruise their sleds through camp, watching partiers unload threadbare couches, cords of firewood, outhouses, and dingy patio sets, slowly transforming the massive gravel pad into an anarchist’s KOA. Twisting open the weekend’s first bottles of Jeremiah Weed, slednecks complain about the influx of state troopers and set their sirloin tips and moose steaks on the grill for a drunkproof slow roast.

Todd's fingerprints on trying to impact personnel decisions... which one will it be today?

Wasilla party gurls just drivin us crazy

Slednecks News: Snowmobiles, Superbikes, Outerwear, Freestyle

Slednecks News : Snowmobiles, Superbikes, Outerwear, Freestyle ...
The VIDEO! Todd Palin doing his part Okay... First I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR-4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal down into the Azores, up to COMSAT-6, beam it back to SATCOM-3 transponder number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo. It's almost too easy.

Horse Pucky Hey?
Nice move by Arctic Man and the AMMC for changing the drag start time from Saturday afternoon as stated on the Arctic Man web site to Friday night. Who ever won should feel lucky cause I know of 3 sleds in Delta, 2 running 300+hp and the other at 400hp, and a sled out of North Pole running over 300hp that would have been some serious competition.

Use duh Bendy straw next time: Rider sets machine on fire to stay warm

Weather halts search for snowmachiner near Talkeetna

Snowmachiner falls through ice, presumed drowned

Fairbanks boy's body recovered from Chena River

Fairbanks boy dies falling into Chena River

HoOdoO

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Our Bowl Cam

Our Bowl Cam

Snowmobiler vs. Cement

Sharing is good

Arctic Man celebrating its 25th anniversary
The challenge is two parts skiing or snowboarding and one part snowmachining and a dash of insanity.
Beginning at a 5,800-foot summit, a skier or snowboarder heads down 1,700 feet of elevation across more than two miles.
roster ....

women's snowboard
Tyler Aklestad and Tyson Johnson
Arctic Man is nothing short of an experience. You will never get the full effect until you actually attend one of Alaska's most amazing races.

Arctic Man is wide open
When Howard Thies started the Arctic Man Ski and Sno-Go Classic in 1986, he wasn't sure if anyone would show up to watch snowmachines pull skiers in a race high in the Hoodoo Mountains.

5,800-foot peak near Summit Lake in the Alaska Range.

Tyler Aklestad Male
24 years old
ANCHORAGE, Alaska
United States

We have the big purse! Thanks Fairbanks Daily News-Miner for the shout-out

Arctic Man Ms Arctic Man Contest

In April, Arctic Man becomes one of Alaska’s biggest cities

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Tyler Aklestad and Olympic snowboarder Ryan McDonald smashed the competition in the men's snowboard.